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August 01
August's Item-of-the-Month is now available in Mr. Store. Pick up a Möbius ring box and check out your past, present, and future.

July 24
Happy Christmas in July! Why not celebrate by smashing some skeletons in the Time-Twitching Tower that has reappeared in Seaside Town (history suggests it will stick around for a week).

June 30
July's Item-of-the-Month, the yeti in a travel cooler, is now available in Mr. Store. Cool, cool, cool.

May 14
Check out the latest challenge path, Hat Trick. Everybody loves hats!

March 07
Check out Jick's entry in the 2025 7-Day Roguelike Challenge. It's called Catacombo and you can play it here on itch dot eye oh.

March 06
KoL's own Jick wrote a book, a choose-your-own-adventure about escaping from a wizard. You can buy it on Amazon dot com.

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Mistress of the Obvious    24

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