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Announcements: | There are currently 299 players logged in. Looking for KoL players in your area? Check out the community forum! August 31 September's Item-of-the-Month is here! Pick up a boxed Sept-Ember Censer, unbox it, and start turning embers into cool stuff! August 14 A new challenge path has arrived! Ascend into Avant Garde and adventure in a kingdom of highly protected foes. August 12 In addition to the higher Mall price limits, all of the places players can store Meat (their wallets, their closets, etc.) are no longer limited to ~4 billion. They're now limited to a much higher number that I don't know exactly. August 12 You can now sell items in the Mall of Loathing for much higher prices. The max price is now a hundred billion minus one Meat. I'd type it out, but my nine key stops working if it gets bored. August 09 We released a new podcast episode! Get it on iTunes, or from the direct RSS feed or download the mp3 directly. July 31 August's Item-of-the-Month, the untorn tearaway pants package, is now in Mr. Store. Pick one up and tear away! March 06 KoL's own Jick wrote a book, a choose-your-own-adventure about escaping from a wizard. You can buy it on Amazon dot com. old announcements / trivial updates / detailed changelog |
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Elf War Heroes | Player | Pirates Defeated | rulerofsmurfs | 8,888,869 | Meaticus | 5,805,890 | cmdr pie | 2,382,555 | eusst | 2,279,838 | Extremophilia | 2,057,403 | Hisae | 2,030,693 | Teck | 1,965,141 | Warren | 1,768,893 | FaceEater | 1,308,336 | SOOLAR THE SECOND | 1,073,077 |
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Pirate War Heroes | Player | Elves Defeated | MontyPythn | 8,456,126 | ten2685 | 2,292,439 | OGL | 2,280,500 | FaceEater | 2,093,854 | deakr | 1,999,565 | Disco Stews Party Van | 1,927,481 | Galapagos James | 1,492,274 | grifFonheART | 1,414,600 | Potage | 1,278,313 | Playa | 1,250,000 |
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