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January 08
Due to a bug with purchasing it on the last day of availability, the Black and White Apron Enrollment Form has been put back in the store for another day.

January 07
Crimbo-perishable food has finally perished. (It's still useable, it's just not as good as it was during Crimbo.)

January 03
2025's Item-of-the-Year, the CyberRealm keycode, is now available in Mr. Store. Get out there and hack!

December 31
Pick up the McHugeLarge deluxe ski set from Mr. Store, January's Item-of-the-Month, and hit the slopes in style. You could be wearing up to 5 pieces of fancy gear!

March 06
KoL's own Jick wrote a book, a choose-your-own-adventure about escaping from a wizard. You can buy it on Amazon dot com.

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Meaticus5,805,890
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