January 14
Crimbo Town has begun to slowly fade back into the mists. Seems likely that it will have fully faded as of the evening of Monday, January 18th.

February 02
February's Item-of-the-Month, the emotion chip, is now available in Mr. Store. Get one and feel the feels.

February 14
The Spring Challenge Path, "You, Robot" is now available wherever new iterations of existence are sold.

March 01
Just as it has in each of the past 17 years, the shortness of February came as a huge surprise to us. March's IotM will be a day late.

March 02
March's Item-of-the-Month, the Potted Power Plant, is now available in Mr. Store!

March 15
Check out Jick's (non-Loathing) entry in this year's 7-Day Roguelike Challenge: Pogue Thacker, Rogue Hacker.

April 02
April's Item-of-the-Month, the packaged backup camera, is now available. Back on up and get one.

April 06
The Raffle House has (perfectly legimately) acquired a large number of valuable items, and will be giving them away over the next several hundred days.

May 04
Order up! The May Item-of-the-Month, the shortest-order cook, is now available in Mr. Store.

May 18
It's been three days, have you tried the new challenge path yet? All familiars in the Kingdom have folded into one Quantum Terrarium. Experience the oldest familiars, the rarest familiars, and a bunch of random fun!

June 03
June's Item-of-the-Month, the packaged familiar scrapbook, is now available from Mr. Store. Grab one and start remembering those precious familiar moments.

July 02
July's Item-of-the-Month, the clan underground fireworks shop, is now available in Mr. Store. Don't blow yourselves up!

August 02
August's Item-of-the-Month, the Our Daily Candles candle delivery service, is now available in Mr. Store. Nobody can hold a candle to their quality and service.

August 14
The Fall Challenge Path, Wildfire, is now available to newly-ascended souls.

September 03
September's Item-of-the-Month, the packaged industrial fire extinguisher, is now available in Mr. Store. Fire Marshall Hagnk approved!

October 01
October's (spooky) Item-of-the-Month will be a few (spooky) days late.

October 05
October's Item-of-the-Month, the Vampire Vintner, is now available in Mr. Store. It's scary how much he needs wine.

November 02
Celebrate Beardvember in style with the new Item-of-the-Month, the Daylight Shavings Helmet. Now available in Mr. Store!

December 02
December's item-of-the-Month, the packaged cold medicine cabinet, is available in Mr. Store. Just what the doctor ordered.

December 14
Crimbo Town has once again emerged from the eldritch mists of the Big Mountains.